Friday, September 4, 2015

casual sex?..count me out....!

          Casual sex?? Count me out...!


 When the Nigerian health minister announced that two women had been found with aids virus, there were no ripples. At least not immediately. People like me simply said,'as it was in the beginning,so it is now,and shall continue to be(if we allow it)world without end.'did I hear you say amen???? In the beginning, man fall from grace to grass because of the unfithfulness of the woman who God had created from man's ribs. Eve was Adams undoing. And allover the ages men have fed women, housed them, clothed them and done mane other good things for them only to be repaid with ingratitude,infidelity and endless nagging. Now the aids virus has entered Nigeria through the daughters of Eve. I saw it coming. Who has been able to stop women from having their way?? For many years. Men had been shouting themselves hoarse about the evils of prostitution. When the ani-promiscuity campaign beca hot, women simply changed gear:they turned their 'gaming machines' into ferries for hard drugs. Who had ever imagined that our women could be that ingenious-or,that matter, who ever thought that dangerous drugs could be transported between the legs from one continent to the other? We promptly enacted tough laws to deal with drug trafficers,hopping that we would succeed in forcing women to work straight path. The result?? The simply inported AIDS. Virtually everyone (including yours in Adam) is now afraid of untimely death. There is no hiding place from AIDSWith the rate  at which some married women are said to be distributing 'rescources' which man can no vouch that he won't pick up the virus from his matrimonial bed??
   If God were to ask  man in his thunderous voice (as in the movies), why they are living in fearin the world which he created for them to conquer, men would reply saying: almighty farther, the women you gave to us to be our helpers bought AIDS into our mist. 'As it was in the beginning. .....!!!
    There is no denying that married men had suddenly become more vigilant with their wives.  The slightest sign of infidelity and it's all over.  No man would love to catch AIDS from his own wife, you see you cannot use condoms with your wife, except for family planning purposes.  If you make ita habit to wear condoms all the time, she will bound to Say you're suspecting her or you're unfaithful. It's a no-win  situation.  She may, indeed, be faithful as millions of married women are. But which man would risk playing ludo with death? ??
   Me?  I no longer womanize - and i'm not ashamed to say so.when i'm out on the street, I put my hands in my pocket and gaze above everybody's head. I don't want to die through my own carelessness.  If you say hello to a girl she would scheme for a kiss; giving her a handshake and she would want "the real thing". Sleep with her before you know it, she would be planning for your wedding day;
    I don't hate women. But if I trust everything under the sun,I can't trust a womanThat's why I've now made what you may call my AIDS resolution. I therefore, solemnly declare as follows;
* I will never indulge in casual sex with a strange.
* I will continue to avoid intravenous drug abusers.
So help me God!
    I realize that I may develop a stiff neck if I continue to walk like a zombie with hands in the pocket, fixed gaze and head carried one way. No matter. But if after all these precautions I still fall prey to the female peril, then I would have gone on record as one man who tried his best to avoid AIDS but ended up being sent to the grave by female peril.
    Take it from me, I'm determined to live long. If, however, I graduate from AFRAIDS (the mortal fear of Aids)to AIDS itself, i'll courageous follow my rainbow.

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